In an effort to help curb a cat population that is spiraling out of control, Spikeball Inc. will be shipping 1 free cat with every purchase made at Spikeball.com. “We’ve noticed that friendly, frisky felines LOVE playing with the Spikeball balls. What better way to let them have some fun and get a great new home than by shipping them to customers?”, said Spikeball Inc.’s VP of Feline Operations, Ronda Rousey.
“While some may think this is a bit inhumane, the goods folks at Spikeball Inc. promised us they would poke a few holes in the box to make sure our little furry friends are safe during the trip,” said Kylie Jenner, spokesperson for the non-profit, WeShipCats.org.
Postal workers are asked to exercise caution during delivery as the four-legged, vicious, with claws freshly sharpened, wild animals may be a bit cranky from their trip. Children opening the Spikeball boxes are encouraged to wear eye protection, fang-proof gloves, a full body suit made of Kevlar, have a stun gun ready, and a few dead birds as decoys to protect themselves. Enjoy the world’s greatest new sport and uh, your new cat!